Welcome

Welcome to Milton Keynes, land of the dinosaur
If you was a here 200 million years ago, you would a seen this
place teeming with life
Right there would be the beautiful Cutasaurus
So pretty and curvy see,
Even, her breath smell of sweetie
Over there was the Dudeasaur
Cool with a darker shade
And feathers upon his head like dread
Cruising and relaxing. Yes man
On that rock right there sat some Mothersaurus
Happily talking and laughing. 
Till you touch that annoying Bratodactyl
Then she roar and rip your head off.
Down that alley way leaning on a pillar or something similar,
is the
Cool DaddyOsaurus Rex
Eyeing up the lovely young Babeosaurus
And licking his chops
Till him turn, to catch the angry glare, of the
Greater Wifesaurus Vex.
Welcome to Milton Keynes
200 million years later.
Still nothin’ change! 

             2002