My Girl 

I like my girl to curve
 like the mountain roads of Italy,
  oh yes, definitely
    I want her to walk into a music room
      And make the cello bellow with rage
          I want her mere presence to make the guitar want
             to retire
              And the violin
               Feel too lean.
              When she sits, I want the chair
              To gasp at the pleasure of being so well filled
         Yes, she could teach an hourglass a lesson or two
       And make great men want to do kung fu
      For her attention.
  Yes oh yes
 Venus de Milo and Aphrodite will even call a truce.
 Because of you.
 That is why I searched from Africa,
 Through Basildon to Peru
    Till I found that curvy beautiful you!!!!
 

Enough said!
2002